Month: March 2005

Dear Pungents, I like to make my car’s licence-plate letters refer to me. My last plate was ABFT; I was born in Toledo, Ontario, thus ‘A Babe From Toledo’. Unfortunately I had to turn those plates in. My new letters are AVTA; I’ve had the car three days and have been working on it, but thought you could help. I’m single and I drive a cool car; I need to personalize this new plate. Thanks! ~Rita, Sudbury, Ontario

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) AVTA: A Very Tasty Angel
2) A Velocity-Tossin Animal
3) A Very Tough Ass
4) A Visionary Through Art
5) A Voluptuous Tender Apple
6) All Vision, Total Action
7) Awesome Vixen, Terrific Attitude
8) Automatic Vehicular Transport Apparatus

bonus ‘silly’ options:
8) Angry Vegan, Terrorized (by) Alzheimers?
9) Amiable Veneer – Television Actor
10) A Virtuous Teenager Always
11) A Vengeful, Troubled Arsonist

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Dear Pungents, my friend and I are opening a gymnastics studio with a juice bar. We are looking for a very clever name for our studio. Your help is much appreciated. ~Robert (and Lindsay), Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) The Juice-box – Come, kickbox and relax!
2) Summersalts – Now with outdoor patio?
3) Studio ‘Twist’ – Where leverage meets beverage
4) Enter the Mat-tricks (Matrix)
OR
The Mattrix Studio and Bar – Stick the landing, twist the lemon!
5) The Gym-bar-ee (Jamboree)
6) Gym Nasty – We’re far from ‘Routine’
7) Studio G – Get giuiced!
8) Matamaticians
9) The Pike Vault

For the bar itself:

10) Gymniotic Fluids
11) Carrot-Stick the Landing;
OR JUST
The Landing
12) Bar Parallel
13) Fizzical
14) The Tumbler

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Dear Pungents, I am organizing a church (Baptist) golf tournament and would like a few puns to help advertise the event. ~Ron, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Fairway to Heaven”

2) “What wood would Jesus do?”

3) “Join our church golf tournament – competition will be steeple!”

4) “Get filled with the holey spirit!”

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