Dear Pungents, can I have a pun about drinking and liver spots? ~ K, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
“Liver spots? Slurred speech? You can tell an alcoholic by his abbeerances!” [works best if read aloud]
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Why don’t people know what to do in a French Canadian restaurant?
Because it’s Quebec-‘quoi faire?’!
CT says: “yoiks.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
What’s an orthopaedic surgeon’s favourite Shakespeare quote?
‘Tibia or not Tibia‘!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, overlooking guideline #2 for POD, we are in the ‘refuse/garbage’ business which we like to call waste disposal. We send ‘bins’ or ‘containers’ to businesses, construction sites and homes. They fill the bin with their un-wanted items/waste; we pick it up and dump it at our waste transfer station where it’s re-loaded into tractor trailers and sent to landfill. Can you help us with a slogan we can use on side of our bins or in other advertising media? ~ John, Whitby, Ontario
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “A proven truck-record“
2) “Dedicated service: because the compostman always rings twice!”
3) “Need pollution solutions? We’ve bin at it for years.”
4) “Cheap hauling rates! You get mileage from our pileage.”
5) “Are we qualified? Just look at our garbadge.” [ok that is silly]
6) “We can’t container enthusiasm! But we contain everything else!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado, Ontario:
Why did the electrical system in the prison keep malfunctioning?
The warden didn’t hire an electrician to do the repair; he let a conduit.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Raffytaff from Zimbabwe:
Did you know that cats are purr-bearing animals,and are purr-fectly suited
to purr-use the Sears cat-alog?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I need a name for a group of 10-to-16 year olds whose brothers or sisters have significant special needs. The siblings seem to have the same twisted sense of humour/coping skills as their parents, and are quite comfortable with “Autism Rocks!” or “My brother got encephalitis and all I got was this lousy t-shirt” jokes. What can you come up with that makes people laugh with them?
~ Anonymous
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “The Emergency Roomers – practically paying rent at the hospital.”
2) “The Special Nerds – when it comes to disabilities, we know it all.”
3) “Patients with Patience.”
4) [shirt to wear in hospital] “You’re looking at a familiar face: ICU every day.”
5) “More Kissable than Disable – my special needs sister/brother is cute!”
6) [bonus nonpun] “My sister’s in the hospital – and I’m in therapy.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
When their cold-war era leader died, did the Kremlin phone the mortuary for a pick up Andropov?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, a tasteful pun please for a small child sponsorship organization that works in villages in developing countries. ~ Pat, Halifax, Nova Scotia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “For the price of a glass of Koolade, they get a month of school aid.”
2) “Poverty envelopes them; you can develop them.” (not pun but catchy slogan)
3) “Give a dam: help stop the rising tide of child poverty.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ben from Toronto:
Tag line for call centres – ‘We prey for you 24/7′
For Hyatt Hotels – ‘Home is where the Hyatt is‘.
Ben says: “I don’t know that much about staying at the Hyatt but thought that
this would have looked good on one of their ads … or maybe not …”
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