Andrew from Dugald:
Would a night hawk‘s favourite New Age band be ‘Orkestrel Manoeuvres in the Dark’?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...John from Montreal:
I’m so sore after getting a massage in Egypt – I feel like I was run over by a Cairo tractor!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
Mr. Ross owns a company. It’s a mining company that deals exclusively in coal. But not just any coal, a special grade of coal, commonly referred to in the industry as ‘P’ coal. At the very large mine site, they have built a special system that transports the coal from the mine to the refinery in cars that run on a track.
So the question is, what have the miners affectionately called this transport system?
Why, the Ross Co. P-Coal Train, of course.
“Perhaps a little too much set up for that one. And maybe you have to be a Dukes of Hazzard fan.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Calvin from Edmonton:
Q: If the Pun Gents started a music band what would they play?
A: It would be mostly pun crock!
Calvin says, “It’s probably not true, but it’s all in the interest of a good pun right?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Joanna from Waterloo, Ontario:
A wealthy Spanish girl plays soccer and stains her skirt; what does she say to her maid?
A wealthy Spanish girl plays soccer and stains her skirt; what does she say to her maid?
Please clean this, grassy-ass.
Joanna says, “not sure if this works….seeking your expert advice…be nice, I’m trying.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
A westerner was touring a monastery in Tibet, the home to its religious leader. He came across a room filled with trumpets. He asked a monk why the instruments should be in such a place. He said that before he became the Exalted One, their leader had wanted to be a jazz musician. “You mean…?” the westerner started. “Yes,” the monk nodded, knowingly,”these are the Horns of the Dalai Lama!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Panoramic from Toronto:
The undergrad was stumped on some matrix algebra. The
prof calmed him down saying “Don’t worry, eigendoit.“
Panoramic says, “Nerdy!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ben from Toronto:
What do I hate about family ‘feud’? The custardy battle!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Timo from Victoria:
Reporter asks the Quebec premier, “When you go to see the Queen will you
talk about Quebec separation?”
Premier: “Absolutely not! But when the butler shows up with refreshments
I’ll talk about sovereign tea.”
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Dear Pungents, alright, I actually paid your asses! Grad students unite! Now, I’m doing a thesis using qualitative methods; specifically in-depth, semi-structured interviews. Could you give me a few puns on this motif. ~Dre, Oshawa, Ontario
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Before research techniques were codified, all social science papers were reliable as crap. They should have called them graduate feces.”
2) “My interview data may raise a small storm of controversy. That’s what happens with squallitative methods.”
3) “Did the study on racial epithets make use of in-depth slurveys?”
4) “I took some hardcore drugs to clarify my thinking about research protocols. I’m a big fan of the crystal meth-od.”
5) “My conclusions just won’t stick. I need some ad-thesive!”
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