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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for February, 2006

02/28/06

NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who - HondaLeasa Rice?

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02/27/06

Dwarf infomercial: “Wait, that’s not tall!

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02/26/06

What do you call a tourist ripoff in Venice?

Gondola.

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02/25/06

The bumbling mattress thief was cot unawares. He was in deep sheet. He sought comforter by downy some pillows. He refused to take responsibility for his actions; he tried to pass the boxspring. “Put your hammocks up in the air,” the police shouted, “resistance is futon.”

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02/24/06

They depicted Mohammad’s donkey in a Danish newspaper cartoon. It was an insult to his llama.

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02/23/06

Gary from Austin:
An Indian woman went to Canada go to buy ready-to-wear gowns off the
Toronto saris racks‘. Oddly enough she accidentally wandered into a Japanese boutique and came out with a kimono draggin’.

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02/23/06

Gary from Austin:
An Indian woman went to Canada go to buy ready-to-wear gowns off the
Toronto saris racks‘. Oddly enough she accidentally wandered into a Japanese boutique and came out with a kimono draggin’.

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02/23/06

How did the illiterate tyrant sign his name?

‘X marks despot.’

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02/22/06

True or false: Marc O’Polo was Irish.

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02/21/06

Hear about the businessman turned serial killer?

He was obsessed with stalk options!

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