The bumbling mattress thief was cot unawares. He was in deep sheet. He sought comforter by downy some pillows. He refused to take responsibility for his actions; he tried to pass the boxspring. “Put your hammocks up in the air,” the police shouted, “resistance is futon.”

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Gary from Austin:
An Indian woman went to Canada go to buy ready-to-wear gowns off the
Toronto saris racks‘. Oddly enough she accidentally wandered into a Japanese boutique and came out with a kimono draggin’.

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Gary from Austin:
An Indian woman went to Canada go to buy ready-to-wear gowns off the
Toronto saris racks‘. Oddly enough she accidentally wandered into a Japanese boutique and came out with a kimono draggin’.

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Gary from Austin, TX:

There’s a popular new film about the junior senator from Illinois
that is rumored to be secretly using a brand of women’s shampoo –
Breck Barack Mountain.

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Gary from Austin, TX:

There’s a popular new film about the junior senator from Illinois
that is rumored to be secretly using a brand of women’s shampoo –
Breck Barack Mountain.

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Gary from Austin, TX

Users of a certain computer operating system are famously untroubled by
viruses. Still, there has been a very strange thing happening lately to
these computer users and experts are finding it tough to explain. It’s
not a virus really, but somehow these particular computers have been
unexpectedly displaying images of fiddles. They’re oddly reminiscent
those crazy flying toasters from several years back, as these musical
instruments just mysteriously show up on the computer screen suddenly,
without warning and seemingly for no reason. There’s no spam associated
with it. It doesn’t erase your hard drive or seem to do anything other
than display cryptic photos of fiddles at odd moments. Police are
having trouble establishing a possible motive for this mischief or
citing any suspected perpetrators. Still, they’re troubled by these
Random Macs of violins.”

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