September, 2014 :: PunGents.com

Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?

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I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”

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Anyone in the field of organ donation measurement has a lung weigh to go.

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As an established consumer product, chewing gum is trident true.

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One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.

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New Coke was a disaster, but rolling it out across the whole world was a good example of cola aberration.

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I know a recovering voyeur. He is truly a man without peer.

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I sell plastic pens. I’m kind of a Bic deal.

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I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.

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What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

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