September, 2014 :: PunGents.com

Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?

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I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”

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As an established consumer product, chewing gum is trident true.

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I know a recovering voyeur. He is truly a man without peer.

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I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.

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There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.

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Waiting to get on a plane makes me boarder line crazy.

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People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.

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Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.

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Opening a Happy Days theme restaurant is still my dream; though I don’t have The Fonz right now to make it happen.

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