Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
Anyone in the field of organ donation measurement has a lung weigh to go.
As an established consumer product, chewing gum is trident true.
One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
New Coke was a disaster, but rolling it out across the whole world was a good example of cola aberration.
I know a recovering voyeur. He is truly a man without peer.
I sell plastic pens. I’m kind of a Bic deal.
I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.