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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for September, 2014

09/30/14

Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?

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09/29/14

I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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09/28/14

Anyone in the field of organ donation measurement has a lung weigh to go.

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09/27/14

As an established consumer product, chewing gum is trident true.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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09/26/14

One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.

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09/25/14

New Coke was a disaster, but rolling it out across the whole world was a good example of cola aberration.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/24/14

I know a recovering voyeur. He is truly a man without peer.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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09/23/14

I sell plastic pens. I’m kind of a Bic deal.

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09/22/14

I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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09/21/14

What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

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