Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
As an established consumer product, chewing gum is trident true.
I know a recovering voyeur. He is truly a man without peer.
I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
Waiting to get on a plane makes me boarder line crazy.
People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.
Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.
Opening a Happy Days theme restaurant is still my dream; though I don’t have The Fonz right now to make it happen.