September, 2014 :: PunGents.com

Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?

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I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”

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Anyone in the field of organ donation measurement has a lung weigh to go.

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As an established consumer product, chewing gum is trident true.

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I know a recovering voyeur. He is truly a man without peer.

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I sell plastic pens. I’m kind of a Bic deal.

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I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.

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There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.

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Waiting to get on a plane makes me boarder line crazy.

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Tying a sheepshank is plain knots if you ask me.

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