September, 2014 :: PunGents.com

Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

As an established consumer product, chewing gum is trident true.

(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

I know a recovering voyeur. He is truly a man without peer.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.

(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.

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Waiting to get on a plane makes me boarder line crazy.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.

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Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.

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Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.

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Any use of citrus-scented Pledge is a lemon-table situation.

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