March, 2015 :: PunGents.com

Cannibals rely on fossil fuels, especially bit human.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.

(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Yodelling is a cry for alp.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Cannibal jokes are face eatious.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.

(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

What eye wooden do for a prosthetic eyeball.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Eating greasy high cholesterol food gives me stage fright. I get butter fries in my stomach.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

In corrupt judicial systems, witnesses can be bribed with testimoney.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Importers should be jailed! They are traders to our country.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)