When it comes to boredom, I intend to go out in a blaisé of glory.
Month: February 2024
Did you hear about the epileptic jiggle-o? He was seized as a prostitute, after cruising the spaz scene. I say it’s no one else’s business though: ‘twitch his own.
If I hear any more Celine Dion, I’m going to climb the walls and Di on the ceiling.
The Karate Kid came up with an elaborate plan to obtain large quantities of tender beef. He was very Macchio Vealian that way.
I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
Was the ranch hand who rode a mechanical bull playing cowboys and engines?
NED: I dropped my jar of strawberry jam. It landed on the floor!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now it’s busted. I wasn’t ex-pectin that.
For cheapskates, picking up the cheque can be de bill itating.
When someone stole my toilet paper, I felt like I had been visited by the Grim Wiper.
I check for gonad cancer by feeling my teste size.