If Vanna White committed murder, would her M.O. be disemvoweling?
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If you like to give fundamentalist Christians the finger, that makes you a phalangelical.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:
- Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
- Give Piss a Chance
- Looey Looey
- Yellow
- I Streamed a Dream
His name? Huddy Bedwetter .
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Debtors tend to be quite shall-owe people.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NASA is full of yes men. They should call it YASA.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Installing a new fuse box? You should call an electrician. I mean, wiring anyone else?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...A lot of martial artists suffer from dyslexia, and end up as box kickers.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...iPad? Should be ‘iPaid already’, for the iPod, the iTouch, and the iPhone. This one should be free!
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