RETURN TO SENATOR

Dear Pun Gents, I would like some puns related to the election in Massachusetts. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Health care reform suffers Brown-out
  2. Obama does penance in Mass.
  3. Insure-ection!
  4. They opened up a Kennedy wupass.
  5. Massa-chooses-shit

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TRIPLE TEAM

Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny name for a 3v3 basketball team. ~Tony, St. Louis

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Three Guys, Six Balls
  2. Nothing but Ned, Ed and Fred
  3. Slam Allelekum
  4. Dunkin Go Nuts
  5. The Three Pointer Sisters
  6. The Trouble with Triples
  7. Threedom Train

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XBO 2010

Dear Pun Gents, I need a new Xbox live name. I was hoping you guys could use my name or part of my name in it. Thanks! ~Richard, Troy, MI (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. For richard or poorer
2. Troy Again
3. Just Troy Mi
4. Ric Hard

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INFO-ATTAINMENT

Dear Pun Gents, we’re updating our clients information and have to call people to update/confirm email addresses. We’re forming teams to do it in. Any ideas? Cheers! ~Marlon, Melbourne

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Address for Success
  2. Track Team
  3. Emailleability
  4. The Check is in the Email
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SLICE-ZY BEHAVIOR

Dear Pun Gents, need a pun on a cake auction. ~Kelly, Chiefland, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Congratulations, you’ve just won a brand new carb!
  2. When I see cake, icing for joy.
  3. Flantastic Voyage
  4. Give Piece a Chance
  5. Jack Frosting
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LAWFUL WEDDED WISECRACKS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a punny name for a new blog. Something shorter and more clever than, “One man’s quest for figuring out how to plan a gay wedding while negotiating freaked-out family drama and keeping sight of the real reason for getting married – the other groom.” Thanks! ~Brian, Boulder, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Groom with a View
  2. Gay Mon!
  3. Married to a Blog – but he’s a nice fella!
  4. Aisle Be There
  5. Nup it in the bud
  6. Diary of Stan/Frank
  7. Let’s Wed and See
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MY MOTHER AND FEATHER

Dear Pun Gents, I have a picture of my mom wearing a turkey hat. I would like a pun that describes her life, but has to do with turkeys. ~Harrison, North Brunswick

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. She wattles when she walks.
  2. She’s got the right stuffing!
  3. She always listened to Charlie ‘Bird’ Parker
  4. She was blessed by Gobble Almighty!
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WE DE-LIVER!

Dear Pun Gents, we have to rename a liquor store.  My wife runs it full-time. We sell beer, spirits, a little wine. Blue-collar store in an old neighborhood. ~Matt, Shawnee, KS (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. What Ales You
  2. Liquor-ner Store
  3. Inebriattitude
  4. Boozunteit
  5. Mom and Pop Shots
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THE BUCK SHOTS HERE

Dear Pun Gents,  I’m looking for a pun for a shot glass for a bachelorette party. It’s a run of the mill drinking party. Something unique. ~Michelle, Windsor, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bride is one of the 7 deadly gins.
  2. Bailey able to stand
  3. Jello Hooters
  4. Shoot Your Load.
  5. Gal-liano
  6. Totally Kahlua-lass
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