Dear Pungents, a pun for a a friend’s 25th birthday. She is a great fan of Scrabble and a part-time go-go dancer. ~Jason, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Letter do what she wants
2. Spell binding
3. Triple-Whored Score
4. Arse and Letter

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Dear Pungents, we need a name for our bowling team. We work for the Ontario Works office in Norfolk County. Any assistance would be appreciated. ~Janice, Simcoe, Ontario

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Get Folked
2. After Works Activity
3. Strike Workers
4. Workers on Strike
5. Spare Workers

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Dear Pungents, a pun about psychologist suffering from jet lag. ~John, Galway, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. My brain is totally Freud.
2. I’m not as Jung as I used to be.
3. I’m having trouble getting over id. (c/o Kevin De Souza)

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Dear Pungents, I’m doing a presentation on the ethics of gene patents, so a few puns with ‘gene’ or ‘patents’ would make good slide headers. ~Alvin, Deland, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Your patent looks good in those genes.
2. Genes that are too restrictive can make you impatent.
3. Breaking patent law is the KISS of Death, aka Gene Summons.
4. Tight genes accentuate DNA.
5. Act 1, Gene 1

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Dear Pungents, a name for school cafeteria cooks, please. ~Linda, Lumberton, MS

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Animal Gruelty
2. Stew dense
3. Souper Intendants
4. Ingredientertainers

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