The fear of footnotes: aka appendix-cite-is.
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Why is it so hard to get people to recycle, especially plastic water bottles? Scientists say it may be a genetic trait, or in fact, a polycarbonate instinct.
San Franrisco is home to the first enclosed housing development devoted to homosexuals named Theodore. Where else would you expect to find a Gay Ted community?
Oliver Stone is coming out with a new documentary about a Swedish pod of baleen whales that scour all small life from the sea, without remorse. Its title? “Natural Bjorn Krillers.“
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Dear Pungents, I’m on a women’s tennis team in San Francisco. We’re looking for a clever name for our team. Any thoughts? ~Nina, San Francisco
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Elle Deuces (El Duce)
2) The Racketteers
3) The Rackettes
4) Microserves (Microserfs)
5) The Lob-yists
6) Sets in the City
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Only Psalm of it.
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Slogan for a Dermatologist who can magically make acne vanish: “We’ve got all the ex-zits covered!”
How does Prince Charles invite his wife to use the commode ahead of himself? He simply says: “Camilla, Park yer bowels!”
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Dear Pungents, “Malaysia’s 50th Merdeka is so meaningful because…” ~Melissa, Johor Bahru, Malaysia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “We now enjoy a good Kuala-ty of life.”
2) “We’re all decked with jewelry. That’s why we celebrate in de’ pendants.”
3) “Because a George colony is much less sexy than George Clooney.”
4) “We’ve reached middle Asian we’re having fun!”
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Dear Pungents, I need a pun for my sister who is doing a master’s in archaeology in the Orkney Islands, Scotland. Her name is Shannon. ~Mike, Halifax, Nova Scotia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Haggis yourself a good time! They’ll be lots of Scottish Shannonigans!”
2) “Careful, I heard those islands are pretty disOrkneyized.”
3) “Those who study arc heel ology are never caught flat footed.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Fondling your own clone is a perv version.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...NED: I don’t take a lichen to flammable loam.
ED: What the hell are you talking about.
NED: Well – it just doesn’t pass the lit moss test!
ED: Stupidest pun ever.
NED: Was it too grass for you?
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Pat’s 2007 Pun Off Punniest of Show Routine :: Puns about Puns
Read Pat’s first-person reportage from the 2007 Pun Off in Austin, Texas (National Post)
Most puns are just pointless yawn sequiturs. For example: tree puns are not very poplar. Gambling puns are real eye-rollers. Puns about radio frequencies should be band. Video games? No pun nintendo’d! Food puns are hard to take in ingest, and liver puns taste awful — who cares if they’re full of irony! Chicken puns are fowl, obviously, and puns about dismembered cows are absolutely a tear a bull. Islam puns are so offensive, they give me koranaries. So no mo’hammeding it up. And midget puns? Simply the lowest form of humour. The joke’s on me though: as a punster who is also Roman Catholic, I’m pretty much guaranteed never to have sects!
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