Calvin from Edmonton:
A ghost in a cemetery is a grave sight.
A misspelled epitaph is a grave error.
Calvin says, “I know, the second is a p.o.w. not a pun, but the two make a nice couplet. And I actually like the second one better. I guess it’s just gravy. Hmmm, maybe I should have said a song sung poorly at the internment is a grave air? No? Ok, I’d better go.”
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Jesus encountered a man with DMS (dry mouth syndrome) and said: “I can offer thee salivation!”
A nonbeliever with an empty beer mug bumped into Jesus at a wedding… Jesus just said: “Fill his Stein!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
A dairy farmer discovered that one of his cows had an udder with seven teats. So astonished was he, that he notified the Museum of Nature’s Oddities (MONO) and offered the udder to the museum when the cow dies. A special glass container was made to hold the strange udder, but a clumsy attendant dropped it and it broke. Luckily, it was put together with epoxy and crazy glue, and so it could be used when the time came to prepare the exhibit.
What is the short summary of this story?
A glued urn preserves an udder.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
Now that we know who “Deep Throat” was, can you imagine how Richard Nixon would have FELT, if he had known?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Andrew, normally from Dugald (now somewhere west of Winnipeg):
Just driving down the Trance Canada….(Whoa, almost nodded off there! ) and it occured to me…would a bunch of rookie boxers be a group of neophytes?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What a nice, genial voyeur I met the other day. I mean, he was good peephole!
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Craig from Toronto:
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
Another Tupac pun for you –
After the November 1994 shooting when he received some bullets in the nether regions, his girlfriend called him No-pack Shagger.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
Announcing the opening of “Urology: The Musical“. The heartwarming story of doctors and how they heal men’s injured…private bits. Soundtrack will feature original cast ‘member’ Urethra Franklin.
Andrew says, “Even I think this is a groiner.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ben from Toronto:
Patron saint of taxpayers – St. Francis of Assessee.
Ben says, “would look nice on a tax lawyer’s office.”
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