Dear Pungents, please use the word ‘dictate’ in a sentence. Thanks! ~Am, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Someone who got screwed over in Port-au-Prince is a dicked-Haitian.”
2) “Scandinavian crisps are made from Nordic ‘taters.”
3) “Detest pronouncements from on high? Then you’re an edict hater!”
4) “Dicked? Aid yourself!”
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What do (francophone) cannibals eat for breakfast? Des yeux brouilles!
Marc says: “I recently read your cannibal puns. Very well done, but I couldn’t help noticing
a francophone equivalent to the ‘scrambled legs’ pun.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I’m looking for video game-related puns for use on a gaming website. ~Pogowolf, Indianapolis, Indiana
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Who’s cares that it’s addictive – I’m havin a Halova time!”
2) “Do priests like to play Nuntendo? Or do they prefer Sony Praystation? And what about the Atari Krishnas?!”
3) “I was always skeptical about Sega Genesis – they called me Cynic the Hedgehog!”
4) “Did you hear about the copyright infringement suit launched against PS2? They’re calling it Grand Theft Motto.”
5) “Before video games ended their plumbing careers, which of the Mario Bros. worked servicing restrooms in Glasgow? Loo-Weegie!“
*rideo means “I laugh” in Latin
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Chris from Toronto:
What do you call a woman who is tricked into marrying a transition metal?
Mrs. Lead!
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Vegetarians of the world, lets meat together.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, der – can’t think of anything, sorry. ~Tony, Devon, United Kingdom
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Can’t think of anything? You must be in a whirling ‘der’-vish!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, Manitoba:
As Mick Jagger was hiking through the highlands, he came across a shepherd being mauled by a female sheep…..not knowing what else to do, he yelled: “Hey! Ewe! Get off of McLeod!“
Andrew says: “This isn’t original, but it’s for all those Scotsmen oot there!”
also-
“I gotta stop punning behind the wheel.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I need a pun for the eternal problem: that weeds seem to thrive in the garden more than the hoped-for flowers. ~Mary, Eaton, Ontario
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “It’s a plague of dandelions! Good thing I’ve been weeding the Bible.”
2) “Forget fertilizer – I need a fertilaser!”
3) “These weeds love to multiply after dark – they have a night-rate fixation!” (nitrate fixation – quite nerdy)
4) “My garden has not turned out as I plant.”
5) “I need to stop these weeds on the mitochondrial level – that will end this Kreb-grass cycle!” (crabgrass/Krebs cycle – EXTREMELY nerdy)
6) “Oops, looks like I was accidentally using a weed-waker!”
7) “My garden doesn’t produce any veggies, so I guess I’ll resort to eating Bavarians. Nothing I plant seems to German-ate!”
8) Bonus non-pun: “Man am I hosed!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...CT from Toronto:
At what popular Chinese food restaurant has the age-old multitasking standard with respect to bubble gum been taken to a new extreme?
Man-Chew/Walk.
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