Dear Pungents, I am going to Mt. Tremblant this week, skipping school while I’m at it. I’d love a punny MSN nickname to tell people not to expect me around for the next few days. Thanks! ~Brian, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “One Tough Hooky“
2) “Sorry but I had to ski-daddle“
3) “Needed to get away for a ski trip – my schoolwork was getting slopey!”
4) “Taking a Powder” (not a pun)
5) “Having a hill of a time”
6) “In the bathroom, tremblant from the runs!”
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...Voula from Toronto:
What’s the coldest city in Italy?
Nippoli!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I wanna be a PunShine Girl – and I’m looking for a sexy ‘Bible Belt’ pun to pose with. Got any suggestions? ~Mariza, The Grove, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “What do you call a zealous fundamentalist in the sack? A Bible humper!”
2) “Why is it illegal to look at actress Moore in many Southern states? Because they don’t allow saw-Demi!”
3) “What do Moses and a gynecologist have in common? They both have seen the burning bush!” (not a pun, but fun)
4) Visit Mariza in PunShines for the winning pun!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I like to make my car’s licence-plate letters refer to me. My last plate was ABFT; I was born in Toledo, Ontario, thus ‘A Babe From Toledo’. Unfortunately I had to turn those plates in. My new letters are AVTA; I’ve had the car three days and have been working on it, but thought you could help. I’m single and I drive a cool car; I need to personalize this new plate. Thanks! ~Rita, Sudbury, Ontario
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) AVTA: A Very Tasty Angel
2) A Velocity-Tossin Animal
3) A Very Tough Ass
4) A Visionary Through Art
5) A Voluptuous Tender Apple
6) All Vision, Total Action
7) Awesome Vixen, Terrific Attitude
8) Automatic Vehicular Transport Apparatus
bonus ‘silly’ options:
8) Angry Vegan, Terrorized (by) Alzheimers?
9) Amiable Veneer – Television Actor
10) A Virtuous Teenager Always
11) A Vengeful, Troubled Arsonist
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Calvin from Edmonton:
Computer analysis gobbledygook? It’s all geek to me.
Calvin says: “Maybe not too original, but this just came to mind.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...John from Montreal:
Did you hear about the new naturopathic alternative to viagra? It’s called
sex-inacea.
John says: “Not gettin’ any tonight…”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...CT from Toronto:
Was his father’s sister, that legendary French Canadian, as hard to kill
as the many-headed beast – because of her ability to moisturize?
Oui, elle etait Super Hydra-Tante!
CT says: “inspired by my shaving cream.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, my friend and I are opening a gymnastics studio with a juice bar. We are looking for a very clever name for our studio. Your help is much appreciated. ~Robert (and Lindsay), Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) The Juice-box – Come, kickbox and relax!
2) Summersalts – Now with outdoor patio?
3) Studio ‘Twist’ – Where leverage meets beverage
4) Enter the Mat-tricks (Matrix)
OR
The Mattrix Studio and Bar – Stick the landing, twist the lemon!
5) The Gym-bar-ee (Jamboree)
6) Gym Nasty – We’re far from ‘Routine’
7) Studio G – Get giuiced!
8) Matamaticians
9) The Pike Vault
For the bar itself:
10) Gymniotic Fluids
11) Carrot-Stick the Landing;
OR JUST
The Landing
12) Bar Parallel
13) Fizzical
14) The Tumbler
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