SNOW PROBLEM

Dear Pungents, I am going to Mt. Tremblant this week, skipping school while I’m at it. I’d love a punny MSN nickname to tell people not to expect me around for the next few days. Thanks! ~Brian, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “One Tough Hooky

2) “Sorry but I had to ski-daddle

3) “Needed to get away for a ski trip – my schoolwork was getting slopey!”

4) “Taking a Powder” (not a pun)

5) “Having a hill of a time”

6) “In the bathroom, tremblant from the runs!”

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PODShine Girl?

Dear Pungents, I wanna be a PunShine Girl – and I’m looking for a sexy ‘Bible Belt’ pun to pose with. Got any suggestions? ~Mariza, The Grove, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “What do you call a zealous fundamentalist in the sack? A Bible humper!”

2) “Why is it illegal to look at actress Moore in many Southern states? Because they don’t allow saw-Demi!”

3) “What do Moses and a gynecologist have in common? They both have seen the burning bush!” (not a pun, but fun)

4) Visit Mariza in PunShines for the winning pun!

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POETIC LICENCE

Dear Pungents, I like to make my car’s licence-plate letters refer to me. My last plate was ABFT; I was born in Toledo, Ontario, thus ‘A Babe From Toledo’. Unfortunately I had to turn those plates in. My new letters are AVTA; I’ve had the car three days and have been working on it, but thought you could help. I’m single and I drive a cool car; I need to personalize this new plate. Thanks! ~Rita, Sudbury, Ontario

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) AVTA: A Very Tasty Angel
2) A Velocity-Tossin Animal
3) A Very Tough Ass
4) A Visionary Through Art
5) A Voluptuous Tender Apple
6) All Vision, Total Action
7) Awesome Vixen, Terrific Attitude
8) Automatic Vehicular Transport Apparatus

bonus ‘silly’ options:
8) Angry Vegan, Terrorized (by) Alzheimers?
9) Amiable Veneer – Television Actor
10) A Virtuous Teenager Always
11) A Vengeful, Troubled Arsonist

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Calvin from Edmonton:
Computer analysis gobbledygook? It’s all geek to me.

Calvin says: “Maybe not too original, but this just came to mind.”

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John from Montreal:
Did you hear about the new naturopathic alternative to viagra? It’s called
sex-inacea.

John says: “Not gettin’ any tonight…”

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