Vroom from Toronto:
A man who farts in church will sit in his own pew.

Vroom says: “When I first came across your site, I thought what a bunch of losers. Then, when I visited the Punshine section, I thought ‘Dang, these guys really are losers; look at the hot ladies they have following them around.’… Ladies love the losers.”

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ORIENTAL ODYSSEY

Dear Pungents, I’m living and teaching in Taiwan. I’d like some puns about Asia and Asian culture to share with my co-workers and some of my better students. Suggestions? ~ Kirk, Taichung, Taiwan

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Which personality type dominates Taiwan? Taipei!”

2) “Which eastern religion is most serious? Broodhism.”

3) “Do dogs in Asia drive Shitzubishis?”

4) “Were Chairman Moo’s policies an udder disaster?”

5) “Who attacked the Great Whale of China? The Shamu-rai!”

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BROOM TAX?

Dear Pungents, I’m a tax lawyer putting together a team for a curling tournament at work. I need a team name that combines a “tax” theme with “curling”. Any suggestions? ~ Jay, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) The End-Rons (for four guys named ron) OR End-drawn Scandals
2) Fiscal and Sweepert
3) Frozen Assets
4) The Icy Taxticians
5) (Star Wars, Episode II:) A Tax of the Stones
6) The Broomocrats
7) Ministry of Fine Ends

8) (bonus:) When End-imals Attax!

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