Ben from Toronto:
The air show – a sight for soar highs.
People ask me ‘Ben, why don’t you like golf?’ … I don’t know, there’s
something about it that’s off putting.
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...Charlotte from Hamilton, Ontario:
What do you call a Greek friar who plays jazz?
Thessalonius Monk!
Charlotte says: “I was in my historical linguistics class this morning and thought of this. Obviously you have to know who Thelonious Monk is to get it, but I think most people do. Maybe not though. ps I love the new site design!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
If your dromedary broke down at the side of the road, would you have to call for a camel tow?
If your dromedary broke down at the side of the road, would you have to call for a camel tow?
If Michael Jackson were currently on trial for a penchant toward bicycles, would that make him a pedalphile?
Brigg says: “In poor taste? Too risque? Perhaps.“
Also-
“To begin thinking of my latest PunPals submission, I used the magic words: opun sesame.”
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Dear Pungents, I am organizing a church (Baptist) golf tournament and would like a few puns to help advertise the event. ~Ron, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Fairway to Heaven”
2) “What wood would Jesus do?”
3) “Join our church golf tournament – competition will be steeple!”
4) “Get filled with the holey spirit!”
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Dear Pungents, can I have a pun about drinking and liver spots? ~ K, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
“Liver spots? Slurred speech? You can tell an alcoholic by his abbeerances!” [works best if read aloud]
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Why don’t people know what to do in a French Canadian restaurant?
Because it’s Quebec-‘quoi faire?’!
CT says: “yoiks.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
What’s an orthopaedic surgeon’s favourite Shakespeare quote?
‘Tibia or not Tibia‘!
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Dear Pungents, overlooking guideline #2 for POD, we are in the ‘refuse/garbage’ business which we like to call waste disposal. We send ‘bins’ or ‘containers’ to businesses, construction sites and homes. They fill the bin with their un-wanted items/waste; we pick it up and dump it at our waste transfer station where it’s re-loaded into tractor trailers and sent to landfill. Can you help us with a slogan we can use on side of our bins or in other advertising media? ~ John, Whitby, Ontario
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “A proven truck-record“
2) “Dedicated service: because the compostman always rings twice!”
3) “Need pollution solutions? We’ve bin at it for years.”
4) “Cheap hauling rates! You get mileage from our pileage.”
5) “Are we qualified? Just look at our garbadge.” [ok that is silly]
6) “We can’t container enthusiasm! But we contain everything else!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado, Ontario:
Why did the electrical system in the prison keep malfunctioning?
The warden didn’t hire an electrician to do the repair; he let a conduit.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Raffytaff from Zimbabwe:
Did you know that cats are purr-bearing animals,and are purr-fectly suited
to purr-use the Sears cat-alog?
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