Calvin from Edmonton:
Computer analysis gobbledygook? It’s all geek to me.
Calvin says: “Maybe not too original, but this just came to mind.”
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Did you hear about the new naturopathic alternative to viagra? It’s called
sex-inacea.
John says: “Not gettin’ any tonight…”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...CT from Toronto:
Was his father’s sister, that legendary French Canadian, as hard to kill
as the many-headed beast – because of her ability to moisturize?
Oui, elle etait Super Hydra-Tante!
CT says: “inspired by my shaving cream.”
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Dear Pungents, my friend and I are opening a gymnastics studio with a juice bar. We are looking for a very clever name for our studio. Your help is much appreciated. ~Robert (and Lindsay), Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) The Juice-box – Come, kickbox and relax!
2) Summersalts – Now with outdoor patio?
3) Studio ‘Twist’ – Where leverage meets beverage
4) Enter the Mat-tricks (Matrix)
OR
The Mattrix Studio and Bar – Stick the landing, twist the lemon!
5) The Gym-bar-ee (Jamboree)
6) Gym Nasty – We’re far from ‘Routine’
7) Studio G – Get giuiced!
8) Matamaticians
9) The Pike Vault
For the bar itself:
10) Gymniotic Fluids
11) Carrot-Stick the Landing;
OR JUST
The Landing
12) Bar Parallel
13) Fizzical
14) The Tumbler
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The air show – a sight for soar highs.
People ask me ‘Ben, why don’t you like golf?’ … I don’t know, there’s
something about it that’s off putting.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Charlotte from Hamilton, Ontario:
What do you call a Greek friar who plays jazz?
Thessalonius Monk!
Charlotte says: “I was in my historical linguistics class this morning and thought of this. Obviously you have to know who Thelonious Monk is to get it, but I think most people do. Maybe not though. ps I love the new site design!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
If your dromedary broke down at the side of the road, would you have to call for a camel tow?
If your dromedary broke down at the side of the road, would you have to call for a camel tow?
If Michael Jackson were currently on trial for a penchant toward bicycles, would that make him a pedalphile?
Brigg says: “In poor taste? Too risque? Perhaps.“
Also-
“To begin thinking of my latest PunPals submission, I used the magic words: opun sesame.”
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Dear Pungents, I am organizing a church (Baptist) golf tournament and would like a few puns to help advertise the event. ~Ron, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Fairway to Heaven”
2) “What wood would Jesus do?”
3) “Join our church golf tournament – competition will be steeple!”
4) “Get filled with the holey spirit!”
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Dear Pungents, can I have a pun about drinking and liver spots? ~ K, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
“Liver spots? Slurred speech? You can tell an alcoholic by his abbeerances!” [works best if read aloud]
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