Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
Gone urea.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s a new brand of toilet water, made from diarrhea: it’s called Eau du Colon.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Lining up to urinate is pee-queue-liar behaviour.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I sneezed in my sleep. Now I’m afraid I have bed boogas.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Convicted murderers don’t cry. They lacriminal glands.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Rotten farts give me eggs o’ stenchial angst.
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
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