Locutus suffered from excess flatulation after feasting on the s’more gas Borg.
bodily functions
A Frenchman would have you believe his farts smell sweeter. I’ve been to Paris and can tell you, this is a beau gas claim.
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.
Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
Do Egyptians like potty talk?
No, but they do enjoy pee-Nile humour.
When the donut married the roll of toilet paper, the priest said: “Be fruit-filled and multi-ply.”
I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?


