As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...Do Egyptians like potty talk?
No, but they do enjoy pee-Nile humour.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When the donut married the roll of toilet paper, the priest said: “Be fruit-filled and multi-ply.”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...What vegetable makes birds fart?
A sparrow gas.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Disney made a movie about a man who lit his farts. They called it Butane and the Beast.
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