If you’re not in the middle of the ocean, you must be in continent.
bodily functions
Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
Convicted murderers don’t cry. They lacriminal glands.
What did the spore from Romania say to the urinating man?
“I’m yeast and yer a-peein’!”
What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
My job is to clean toilets in a courthouse. It’s a lifetime of jury doody.
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.