Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.
Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.
The physicists in the Manhattan Project developed a ‘stealth fart’ that made no sound. The world was devastated when the army first used this silent but deadly weapon aka the Atonic Bum.
World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.
Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.
They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
Before the weatherman sneezed, he issued a nose squall warning.
Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.
There’s a new brand of toilet water, made from diarrhea: it’s called Eau du Colon.
A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”
I sneezed in my sleep. Now I’m afraid I have bed boogas.