Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.
bodily functions
It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
I love to vomit. It feels heavin’ly.
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.
When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.
Golf makes me so nervous that I puke. I guess that’s barf for the course.
Golf makes me so nervous that I puke. I guess that’s barf for the course.
The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.