CAN SOAR SOCIETY

Dear Pun Gents, we need a name for our Relay for Life team. We are a group of young survivors and need something great.  There are a lot of names like Fight til it’s Right or Fight Through the Night. We want something original. Please help us. ~Amy, Hannibal, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Can Soar Society
  2. The Beat It Dudes
  3. See You in Health
  4. Chemochameleons
  5. Remission Accomplished
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THEM’S FIVE-PIN WORDS

Dear Pun Gents, we’re starting a charity bowling league that supports breast cancer. It’s a four man team and we are struggling to find a name. Any ideas? ~Thomas, Conroe, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Spare our Breasts
  2. Balls for Breasts
  3. Pin Down Girls
  4. Strike Out Breast Cancer
  5. Alley McBalls
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RABBIT ENTHUSIASM

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for a charity treasure hunt. The themes are rabbits, film noir, and sleuthing in general. ~John, San Francisco (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Noir Where To Go
  2. Sleutheran Ministers
  3. The Hunt for Red Schlocktober
  4. Hare Krishnas
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BABY WALK

Dear Pun Gents, I need team name ideas for a charity walk for babies born prematurely (March of Dimes). We’re walking in memory of my son Gabriel and in honor of others. Thank you! ~Audra, Allen, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Premi-mums
  2. The Toddler Waddlers
  3. The Gabe Pride Parade
  4. Baby Walk
  5. Tinysty
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GOBLIN IT UP

Dear Pun Gents, our church will be canvassing our neighborhood on Halloween night to collect canned foods for a canned food drive. We do this every year and collect hundreds of cans of food this way. I write a newsletter and need a title for the article I am writing to publicize this event. ~Tuan, Honolulu, HI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It all ghost to charity.
  2. Our ghoul is to feed the hungry.
  3. Help us make sand witches.
  4. We have a lot of hungry costumers.
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4-MINUTE MYELIN

Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting a team for an MS charity walk. I want a clever name, some kind of play on words having to do with multiple sclerosis or myelin. ~Dana, Ronkonkoma, NY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Let’s clean up MS-y situation.
  2. You can donate by S-MS.
  3. Add me to your MS-N.
  4. I’m feeling nerves.
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MAKING A BAG DIFFERENCE

Dear Pun Gents, I’m organizing a Brown Bag penny rolling party for my branch. It’s a fundraiser and contest supporting the United Way corporate campaign. Need puns. ~Samantha, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Penny for your thoughtfulness
  2. Rock and Roll
  3. Penny rolling: A Night at the Copper-a
  4. B/c donating to United Way makes Cents
  5. It’s a Coin Job
  6. Penny Pals
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