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07/20/2023

Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!”

(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

06/14/2023

Which of the following games will result in pregnancy?

a-Hopscotch

b-Tiddlywinks

c-Red Rover

d-Duck Duck Goose

e-Jack in the Box

(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

06/11/2023

Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.

(12 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)

05/10/2023

What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?

Stroganoff!

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

04/22/2023

The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.

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04/06/2023

Hear about the porno sequel to Disney’s Aladdin?

I’d Ream A Genie

(15 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)

04/05/2023

In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.

(11 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)

04/03/2023

I slept with a farm animal. In the morning I felt pretty oxward.

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

03/21/2023

The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?

Broke Bach Mountin’.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

02/22/2023

Is it true women like men who yawn?

No actually. Sighs don’t matter.

(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)