Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?
Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the soldier scream as he carried burning rubble from the backpacker’s hotel?
Because he was taking hostel fire.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Never insult the patriarch of a vietnamese soup restaurant – it would be a pho pa.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Did you hear about the guy with a lisp who went to an art film about the sewing industry, but couldn’t comprehend all the thimbolism?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Sir Isaac Newton, upon watching a large crowd of peasants pointlessly measure the duration of a speech about wheel rods, announced with ridicule – “mass-timed axel oration equals farce!”
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
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