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09/25/2023

Any plot to assassinate the president is die-Obama-cal.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

09/12/2023

I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.

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09/03/2023

The police picked up the sleepy looking priest, as a parson of into-rest.

(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

09/03/2023

How does the arsenic killer justify himself?

“Hey – I’m not such a bad poison.”

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

08/10/2023

The private detective looked for suspicious clues in the court transcripts, but found it was a read hearing.

(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)

07/27/2023

NED: I’d like to form a lynch mob.
ED: I dunno, that’s pretty extreme.
NED: Just think of the posse abilities…

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

07/25/2023

Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

07/05/2023

The NBA player was charged with reckless driving under the influence of alcohol—and summarily convicted. For the prosecution, it was a slam drunk case.

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

05/29/2023

I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

05/10/2023

What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?

Stroganoff!

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)