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02/16/2024

Is the winner of a pancake-eating contest a serial crepist?

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

11/16/2023

Back in Sicily I operated a typesetting business. As we specialized in italics, all our numbers were crooked. It was a font for the mafia.

(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

10/18/2023

Cleaning mud can lead to a life of grime. It’s a slippery slop.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

10/06/2023

I am paranoid about pickpockets. I have nervous of steal.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

10/02/2023

How does the Asian mafia recruit new members?

They Tri ads.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

09/25/2023

Any plot to assassinate the president is die-Obama-cal.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

09/03/2023

How does the arsenic killer justify himself?

“Hey – I’m not such a bad poison.”

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

08/10/2023

The private detective looked for suspicious clues in the court transcripts, but found it was a read hearing.

(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)

07/27/2023

NED: I’d like to form a lynch mob.
ED: I dunno, that’s pretty extreme.
NED: Just think of the posse abilities…

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

07/25/2023

Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)