Handbag thiefs require great purse-pick-acity.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The mobster had a piano dropped on his head. That’s what happens with organized crime.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When the cops showed up at the Chinese restaurant after receiving a burglary call, they were shocked at the wonton destruction.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.
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