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07/05/2023

Several Olympic events involve coffee: eg. the decaflon and the java line.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

06/28/2023

Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

06/25/2023

Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

06/24/2023

Why do grapes always dry up in the sun?

Because it’s the raisinable thing to do.

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06/24/2023

In a fit of madness, the carnivore ate a seaweed sandwich — it was a rye for kelp.

(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

06/19/2023

Lunch restaurants make me emotional. I get all cafe teary-eyed .

(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)

06/13/2023

The hobo asked me for some tequila, but I told him ‘Agave at the office.’

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06/11/2023

I was skinny in high school, so when I got to university I joined a fatternity: eta omega pi

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

06/09/2023

Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.

(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)