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09/04/2023

What’s a fish’s favourite cheese?

Manta-ray jack!

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09/01/2023

Borrowing someone’s cereal is oatlendish behaviour.

(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

08/26/2023

How do they like their eggs in Pamplona?

Scram bulled.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

08/08/2023

Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.

(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

08/07/2023

McDonald’s opened an ice Palace. I got so excited I danced a big mac-arena

(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

08/05/2023

Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”

(43 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)

07/27/2023

Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

07/24/2023

Puns about liver: they may taste awful, but they’re chock full of iron-y.

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07/24/2023

NED: Why would Castro enjoy a breakfast of poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and a side of potatoes?
ED: I dunno, why?
NED: ‘Cuz, he’s benedict tater!

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07/12/2023

There’s a lot of hedonism among tropical fruits. It’s always “Go, mango, guava good time!” But the next day they papaya the piper.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)