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10/14/2023

Lobster is Chinese food: you know, chow Maine.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

09/30/2023

Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

09/27/2023

Hot dogs are a violent food. Anyone who eats them promotes warm mongreling.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

09/21/2023

What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?

Chemo-wasabe!

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

09/20/2023

There’s a new drug called ‘food’ that makes you feel great, and is good for you too. From now on, I’m poppin suppers!

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

09/05/2023

I drank too much bouillon and now I pee soup.

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09/04/2023

What’s a fish’s favourite cheese?

Manta-ray jack!

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09/01/2023

Borrowing someone’s cereal is oatlendish behaviour.

(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

08/26/2023

How do they like their eggs in Pamplona?

Scram bulled.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

08/08/2023

Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.

(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)