If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What should you feed your demented, senile grandmother?
Gram crackers.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The second richest man in the world hates restaurants , and has even declared a war on buffets.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My relationship with Betty Crocker has been misconstrudled.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I love coffee, but only instant coffee. I’m like a bodumless pit.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How do you open a champagne bottle?
Brut force.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...No, it’s not 13: there’s always a leaven in a baker’s dozen.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.
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