NED: I just ate at a really expensive pancake place…
ED: Was it too much money?
NED: Absolutely. It was ugly, just a crepe and billage!
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I saw a performance artist vomiting soup. It was absolutely broth-taking.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m so sick of vegetarian propaganda. Just the flax, please!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I made a rousing speech about pickled fruits that start with ‘Q’. Far and wide I became known for my grand dill o’ quince.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Eating yogurt gives me pornographic hallucinations.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah. I think it’s the acidophallus.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Your favourite All Bran commercials can be brownloaded from the Internet.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Buy a winnebagel. You have muffin to lose. People might think you’re cookie, but donut listen.
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