Do baristas listen to frappe music?
food and drink
When it comes to meat-eating, I enjoy venison, but I absolutely love faundue!
Arab cannibal’s favourite flavour: Yemen-lime.
Do cowards like eating ‘fraid chicken?
We’ve all heard about trans fats, but what about tranny fats? Do they come from androgynated vegetable oil?
They say that donkeys are stubborn, but St. Francis had a way with animals, and he even taught his donkey to bake! When asked how he did it, the Saint replied that it was “Assisi ass pie!”
I quit drinking hard liquor and joined with my brothers at AA. Together we are kin dread spirits.
At the Second Gumming of Christ, Jesus will finally be crowned King of the Chews.
Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
“Without ice cream,” said the food critic, “Belgian desserts taste just waffle.”


