If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
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Quoth the gluten-loving man: “Can I get a wheat’n’this!?’
I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.
Are there hot dog stands in Frankfort?
Eating edamame is easy. You will surely suck seed.
Cows who produce rotten milk should be put out to pasteur.
Eating wheat is a sin, aka gluteny.
Why is it good to get into the winemaking business?
Because it’s a cellars market.
To a vegetarian, meat is murder. But for a sandwich, meat is mortar.
The gay baker who had a fallen souffle was flan-buoyant nonetheless.


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