The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
food and drink
I went to Japan, where I had a rice time. The food was great, but the wine was sake.
Women who have tattoos of drink containers are cute, because Thermos tats keep things hot!
Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.
The punster made a loaf of bread that had no crust. When asked if it was a joke, he said “Yes – it’s my rye-bald sense of humour!”
People who line up for dessert have a squeued scents of pie orderies.
Ever since the economy crumbled I’ve not only lost my house, but my cutlery too. I’ve been fork losed!
What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
“GRAINS!”
Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.
Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.


