To withhold donuts takes a cruller man than I.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The fruit juice entrepreneur was quite snappley dressed.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What dish would you make of Disney’s Donald? A: Speaking duck.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)Loading...Barbecued shrimp in the springtime?
I’d krill for that.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I began owning up to my flatulence, after eating a frank-farter.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...John Lennon was hungry, but he wouldn’t give pies a chance. He insisted on having a yellow submarine. Paul just said ‘Let it Brie.’
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...At first John Lennon refused to perform jingles for fast food ads, but then he decided to give pizza chants.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.
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