The punster made a loaf of bread that had no crust. When asked if it was a joke, he said “Yes – it’s my rye-bald sense of humour!”
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...People who line up for dessert have a squeued scents of pie orderies.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Ever since the economy crumbled I’ve not only lost my house, but my cutlery too. I’ve been fork losed!
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
“GRAINS!”
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.
(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)Loading...Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Quoth the gluten-loving man: “Can I get a wheat’n’this!?’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.
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