I eat shredded cabbage with mayonnaise: I’m a slaw-biting citizen.
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Cheesus started his muenstery, he wanted to save people from edam-nation. The numbers in hell gruyere by year. And the devil was evil like the mythical gorgon zola, but cheddar days were ahead.
(9 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Too much cereal gives me my grains.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Classic Cannibal Menu:
- Smoked Salman appetizers, followed by Irish Stu, made with ground Chuck and sausage Patty; served with Trishkebobs and Eds of lettuce on the side.
- For dessert: Adam’s apple pie, and J-Lo pudding pops.
- To drink: Tina Colada or a Ron and Coke.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...I’m sick of vegans interrogating me about my eating habits. It’s like the Spinach Inquisition!
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Heinz recently improved the recipe for its tomato sauce. The rest of the industry was left playing ketchup.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The guy who sipped his beers was into malt licker.
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