What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.
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Brut force.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...No, it’s not 13: there’s always a leaven in a baker’s dozen.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I just ate at a really expensive pancake place…
ED: Was it too much money?
NED: Absolutely. It was ugly, just a crepe and billage!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I saw a performance artist vomiting soup. It was absolutely broth-taking.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When ordering seconds of Jamaican food at a restaurant in Utah, you have to ask for “more man“.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m so sick of vegetarian propaganda. Just the flax, please!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I made a rousing speech about pickled fruits that start with ‘Q’. Far and wide I became known for my grand dill o’ quince.
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