Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.
geography
If you want to liberate an island, dial atoll-free number.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
Do Egyptians like potty talk?
No, but they do enjoy pee-Nile humour.
Don’t drink anything while vacationing in the Caribbean. Especially in Jamaica. You’ll get the rums.
There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians.
Aid workers want to enter Burma. But they must wait til they’ve been de-Laosed.
The U.S. state that employs the most illegal immigrants has a nickname, ie Call-a-foreigner.
Do barbers in Zimbabwe drive Hairaris?