I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.
geography
Scandinavians live at the edge of the Earth, ie Fin land.
When they told me La Paz was a capital city, I said I don’t Bolivia.
Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.
If you want to liberate an island, dial atoll-free number.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
Do Egyptians like potty talk?
No, but they do enjoy pee-Nile humour.
Don’t drink anything while vacationing in the Caribbean. Especially in Jamaica. You’ll get the rums.
Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians.
Aid workers want to enter Burma. But they must wait til they’ve been de-Laosed.

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