If you’re skin is pale, now is the time to go to Florida.
geography
Many Quebecers venerate their province’s flag, but trample on the Canadian flag. One is the Fleur de Lis, the other is the floor doiley.
There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!
You’ll never be lonely in St. Louis. Missouri loves company.
Did you hear about the diplomat who skipped out on Thanksgiving dinner to negotiate an Eastern European territory swap, and ended up getting Hungary for Turkey?
Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low?
I got drunk at a bar one night during a recent trip to Germany. When I woke up I was in Hanover.
If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh.


