The latest mathematical theory was delta blow. It was like lambda to the slaughter.
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Do mathematicians like dessert?
Yes – the pi is endless!
Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.
Geometer punks love graph-iti.
Arithmetic is sum times interesting.
My friend warned me about getting into a love triangle with acute guy. She said “What’s his angle? He seems really shallow, and something about him just isn’t right.” She told me to stop being obtuse. “When I first looked at him isosceles written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer scalene the heights of love. I need to do a complete 180.
Can a mathematician marry his cosin?
Cosecant!
Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.
To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
My calculus teacher is hot. She derives me wild.