The mobster had a piano dropped on his head. That’s what happens with organized crime.
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Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.
I’m going on a hip-hop vacation. I have tupac fa’ sure. But my suitcase is notoriously B.I.G. – it’s so Puffy! I better rap it up and Run to the DMV to get my car.
What song did Tom Jones write after misplacing his pet ungulate’s testicles?
“It’s Not a Gnu Jewel.”
Only when the entire planet makes jokes about Billy Idol, will there be har mony.
How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.
Sounds effects pioneer Thomas Dolby graduated from university magna cum loud.
Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.
When the New Kids were finally able to grow their ‘soul patches’, they wrote a song about it: “Hangin’ Tuft.”


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