How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
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Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.
Sounds effects pioneer Thomas Dolby graduated from university magna cum loud.
Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.
When the New Kids were finally able to grow their ‘soul patches’, they wrote a song about it: “Hangin’ Tuft.”
I won’t play music for my friend Monica. I don’t want to harm Monica.
What’s a homeless musician’s favourite instrument?
‘obo.
After Timberlake went to that famed Ukrainian watershed – he wrote ‘Crimea River‘.
Do botanists play the xylem-phloem?
I did you a favour and fed the singer of ‘Rolling in the Deep’. It was in Philadelphia.


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