Proctologists really know how to push my butt ends.
occupations
Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society?
The motivational speaker was fired for causing too much strive in the workplace.
Optometrists watch a lot of tell a vision.
The number 13 is calming to pastry chefs. Because the bakers do zen.
Photographers don’t like puns. If you tell them one they tend to shutter.
Do mathematicians like dessert?
Yes – the pi is endless!
The hard-luck hunter preyed and preyed.
Hear about the sarcastic gambler?
He was a real eye-roller!
What are the three most important things to consider when becoming a priest?
Vocation, vocation, vocation!


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