The number 13 is calming to pastry chefs. Because the bakers do zen.
occupations
Torturers like office work. Especially the regular metings.
A window courier delivers nothing but pane.
Photographers don’t like puns. If you tell them one they tend to shutter.
Do mathematicians like dessert?
Yes – the pi is endless!
The hard-luck hunter preyed and preyed.
Hear about the sarcastic gambler?
He was a real eye-roller!
What are the three most important things to consider when becoming a priest?
Vocation, vocation, vocation!
If the group included a garbage man, they would have been the Swillage People. Their music was trashy anyway.
Particle physicists earn more because they are un-ionized.

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