How do barbers advertise in the Bible Belt?
“Jesus shaves.”
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Graffiti artists have high standards, and believe in setting bench marks.
What’s the first resource for an unemployed preacher?
Book of Job.
Are firefighters members of the Church of Ladder-Day Saints?
Why do project managers always appear so Gantt?
I thought about abandoning my career as a welder, but decided to solder on.
Wigmakers are always putting on hairs.
Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?
I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.

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