Don’t weight – be an astronaut.
occupations
Being a fast food worker is a highly skillet trade.
A used auto salesman, aka a cardealogist.
When it comes to cheeses, demolition experts don’t like cheddar; they prefer de brie.
Cell biologists are afraid of falling into debt. They’re might-owe-chondriacs.
Wigmakers have the best customers – they always want toupee!
Do optometrists clean their teeth?
Yes, it’s “eye flaws daily.”
Why do carpenters have such large toolboxes?
Because they have to be awl-encompassing.
Mapmakers are sure to get into heaven. They will have no trouble reaching the Perly gates.
Glassblowers are sadists. They keep inflicting pane.


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