Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.
occupations
Pathologists always get the coroner office.
Florists work for peonies.
I change currency in Israel. It’s been a lifetime in shekels.
Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.
I work at a bank. I’m a total cheque magnet.
LAYOUT ON THE COUCH
Dear Pun Gents, I’m a freelance graphic designer with the last name Couch. Looking for a creative pun for my company name. No web design-related names please. ~Andrea
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Coucho Marks
- Designer Couch
- A Couch of Class
- Luck of the Draw
- Layout on the Couch
- Sofa SoGood
- Hot Sit
- Illustratosphere
- PayPalette
- Pantonemime
- GoTo Shop
- Logoland
- Poster-IT
- Visual Eyes
The carpenter’s house was his pride and joist. He said that building it was a sawdust-flying endeavour. Have you ever beam to saw it? Truss me, it’s worth it. It’s in Bevelry Hills, in a dark wood.
The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.