Being a Starbucks barista is not a good job, but it’s their latte in life. It’s an espresso train to nowhere. It’s a foam pas. I don’t hold their work in a steam.
occupations
Why do proctologists become proctologists?
They felt a colon at an early age.
If you flunk out of school, you may wind up driving a dumbtruck.
NED: I don’t get along with bakers.
ED: Really.
NED: Let’s just say, there’s no loaf lost between us.
I was about to take a job as an enumerator for the government…. Thank goodness I came to my census!
The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.
Wheat farmers always play the lottery. They want to win now.
Before the weatherman sneezed, he issued a nose squall warning.
Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?
Just fired my baker; she wasn’t meeting my kneads.


