My job is to clean toilets in a courthouse. It’s a lifetime of jury doody.
occupations
Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
I don’t like blacksmiths. They are too metal some.
Do laser eye surgeons sleep around?
Yes – they are guilty of promise acuity.
Cheesemakers tend to be brie-wheeling fellows.
Bricklayers have a mortar complex.
Do optometrists clean their teeth?
Yes, it’s “eye flaws daily.”
For an archer, opportunity nocks.
Why do carpenters have such large toolboxes?
Because they have to be awl-encompassing.
Mapmakers are sure to get into heaven. They will have no trouble reaching the Perly gates.