When a magician bakes bread, he doesn’t wands it – he kneads it.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Being a Starbucks barista is not a good job, but it’s their latte in life. It’s an espresso train to nowhere. It’s a foam pas. I don’t hold their work in a steam.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do proctologists become proctologists?
They felt a colon at an early age.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you flunk out of school, you may wind up driving a dumbtruck.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I don’t get along with bakers.
ED: Really.
NED: Let’s just say, there’s no loaf lost between us.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I was about to take a job as an enumerator for the government…. Thank goodness I came to my census!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Wheat farmers always play the lottery. They want to win now.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Before the weatherman sneezed, he issued a nose squall warning.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?
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