Do duck hunters use call wading? If so, do authors use call foreword? And do sports broadcasters use called his play?
occupations
Do airport workers have to take hangar management courses?
The gigolo became a horologist because he liked big clocks.
Latest request: Shakespeare-themed wedding puns!
NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers
Hear about the disgruntled septic tank cleaner who’s trying to find a plumber job?
When a magician bakes bread, he doesn’t wands it – he kneads it.
Being a Starbucks barista is not a good job, but it’s their latte in life. It’s an espresso train to nowhere. It’s a foam pas. I don’t hold their work in a steam.
Why do proctologists become proctologists?
They felt a colon at an early age.
If you flunk out of school, you may wind up driving a dumbtruck.

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