Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the executioner who preferred to work at night? He used gallow in the dark technology.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Loggers often have back problems. Usually in their lumbar area.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The gigolo became a horologist because he liked big clocks.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the disgruntled septic tank cleaner who’s trying to find a plumber job?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When a magician bakes bread, he doesn’t wands it – he kneads it.
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