Photographers don’t like puns. If you tell them one they tend to shutter.
occupations
Hear about the sarcastic gambler?
He was a real eye-roller!
What are the three most important things to consider when becoming a priest?
Vocation, vocation, vocation!
If the group included a garbage man, they would have been the Swillage People. Their music was trashy anyway.
Does a glassmaker with a gambling addiction suffer from win-dough pain?
Do telemarketers go to robocollege?
The corn farmer was so cheap. Everyone called him a maizer.
When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.
Air-traffic controllers are plane spoken.
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.

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