When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.
occupations
Air-traffic controllers are plane spoken.
How does a short-order cook wish you good luck?
“Break an egg!”
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
Septic tank cleaner’s favourite video game? Cull of Doody.
Invest in pottery: you’ll make a kiln.
Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
Hear about the executioner who preferred to work at night? He used gallow in the dark technology.
Loggers often have back problems. Usually in their lumbar area.
If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.


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