iPad? Should be ‘iPaid already’, for the iPod, the iTouch, and the iPhone. This one should be free!
popular culture
What did the captain of the Titanic say after hitting the iceberg?
“This doesn’t boat well.”
Was the ranch hand who rode a mechanical bull playing cowboys and engines?
What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.
What’s the international language of single people?
Desperanto.
Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.
Which US National Park could also be a slang greeting among Jews?
Yo’ Semite!
I lose my breath when I drink Starbucks, I get so excited. It must be a Venti elation problem.
Madonna song about Facebook fatigue: Like Aversion.
NED: Did you hear, I’ve become a Scientologist?
ED: No way. You’re nuts.
NED: I really did. It’s Xenu-ist craze!
ED: Well I don’t believe in that nonsense.
NED: Bah. Get behind me, Thetan!


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