I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.
consumer goods
Bic’s newest version of the writing instrument enjoyed market pen iteration.
Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?
It’s cutting hedge!
I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.
CARPET DIEM
Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
- Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.