Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
(15 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5)Loading...When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The pirate with a parrot had a real chirp on his shoulder.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Sailors only care about themselves. It’s always “Aye, Aye, Aye.”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Why are pirates so loud?
They just argh.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...A pirate ship is assailing vessel.
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