I’m so suggestive, I quit college after some drunk guy told me to “dropped ed.”
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Exchanging spoken-word cookbooks is recipe prosody.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Are mannaquins bread for show?
Maybe, but manna-kins are all breadthren. (Nevetheless, it’s idollatry.)
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The joy of keeping your options open, aka an either/or-gasm.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I opened a door. It was ajarring experience.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...The lisping accountant was always bothered by thumb tacks increase or another.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My cow can cross a river all by herself. She went to Oxfjord.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Needing a massage is a happens tense situation.
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