Drooling is my new religion. It’s the only path to salivation.
religion
In Italy do the priests ride around on vespers?
Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
Converting to Hinduism has dharmatic consequences.
Priests sure know how to treat a laity.
Satan sheets: what the devil sleeps in.
If you’re Hindu you should never let your mom drive. It’s bad karma.
They depicted Mohammad’s donkey in a Danish newspaper cartoon. It was an insult to his llama.
Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?
Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse.
Why do monks make good mobile phone salesmen?
Because they can cell a bit.

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